preys:

Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word

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perfect:

You never listen to me when I talk

basedgosh:

when you meet a bunch of relatives who claim to remember you
image

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pretzelsnake:

m0n64 submitted:

For when you find that specal someone
https://31.media.tumblr.com/023adf053339d67322ef5012f7479a5a/tumblr_n8wvm3XXiB1swze9do1_500.jpg

an eggagment ring

DELETE YOUR BLOG 

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breathe if im your favorite blog

thank you

do a triple backflip if I’m not

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orgasm:

ALL WATER DOES NOT TASTE THE SAME

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the-chaotic-nether:

I love this company already.

the-chaotic-nether:

I love this company already.

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egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

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dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

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