telapathetic:

why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4am

(via unattracted)

I told you you’d get tired of me first. — (via guy)

(via unattracted)

bonus:

i hate mondays, tuesdays, wednesdays, thursdays, and half of fridays. 

(via heart)

hungarian:

today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up

(via seanp0donnell)

unfollovv:

i’ve never taken a cold shower bc when cold meets hot there’s a reaction

(via xojanettexo)

largecoin:

she has a framed photo of herself walking through her door

largecoin:

she has a framed photo of herself walking through her door

(via chelseabruce)

tomatogami:

*closes fridge door and hears stuff fall in it*

well… sounds like a problem for the next person

(via chelseabruce)