I’m actually really worried that nobody will ever fall in love with me.
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
In the event that Tumblr will somehow change drastically to the point where none of us will want to come on anymore, feel free to send me your:
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Go forth my friends! I want to stay in touch.