16andratchet:

Has anyone even won a giveaway on tumblr tbh

(via orgasm)

deair:

so how do i relationship

(via frankenberry7)

chevvybar:

*uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*

(via hotboyproblems)

you dont wanna mess with me i cry easily

(via orgasm)

mommy:

I’m not in the mood for anything but a nap tbh.

(via date)

piertotum-locomottor:

url-coming-soon:

theywillnotforceus:

if i was music i’d be a single

yeah because you’re the best song on the album

image

(via sobing)

heyxkids:

I know school is important but I just cannot bring myself to give a fuck

(via this--too--shall--pass)

blastortoise:

blastortoise:

My dick is pi inches long

This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf

(via this--too--shall--pass)

dutchster:

viagra is like caps lock for penises

(via dutchster)

buttsdotcom:

I need to lose 30 pounds in today

(via unescapable)